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Joe Pacino
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JOE PACHINO
 
In addition, I’ve authored industry articles.
As a Program and Music Director,
I was a weekly Billboard reporter.

I’ve also contributed
to the two most read and respected
disc jockey trade publications
(DJ Times and Mobile Beat)
at their national trade shows and seminars.
Rock Jock slaving over a hot microphone,
hard(ly) at work playing the hits!
Following his smash Hang On Sloopy with the McCoys,
Rick Derringer released Rock & Roll Hootchie Koo at WLPL
(while barbers were applying for unemployment insurance!)
“I’m only 25% of The Beatles
but I’m hanging out with 100% of The Joe Show!” *
...George Harrison

* My memory’s a bit hazy
on EXACTLY the way George phrased it.
It was either that, or “Hey--whoever you are,
your shirt would look great with my sweater!”
Growing up, WCAO was MY station.  I never imagined that, years later, I’d be sitting behind the midday microphone!
(1979-1985)
“Frisbee, anyone?”
The only thing better than holding on to a “45” in 1974...
Michael got a head start in this biz, learning by my side.
Like father, like son!
And that’s very true...
I know you’ll “like father, like son”
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...was holding on to a threesome in 1988!
Kerry, Randy & Michael visited Daddy at WLIF.
Or, if I’m working elsewhere on your date,
please visit:

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 DJ Joe Pachino
Bar Mitzvah Entertainment
Bat Mitzvah Entertainment
After I dug up these primordial photos and grimaced at the hair, I reminisced about my radio days (radio daze?) and was reminded of the listener contests we ran.  Ready for one now?

I’ll make you a “winner” if you become aware of all I’m able to offer to Mitzvah families.

As you and your child explore JoePachino.com







on an an inside page you’ll find this tri-colored “Glow-In-The-Dark” Necklace:





When you spot it, click on it.  It will take you to “THE PHRASE THAT PAYS!” 
Mention the phrase when you book my service and

I’LL INCLUDE 150 COLORFUL “GLOWS” AS MY TREAT!

Do I book other events whenever they come my way?  Certainly.
HOWEVER...I don’t solicit them.
Instead, since Mitzvahs are my niche,
I patiently wait 156 months for my jobs!

I’ve always been of the opinion that a candle loses nothing
by lighting another candle.
So, in 2001, I authored a book
which shares “insider” tips and information
that Mitzvah parents around the country
would otherwise have no way of unearthing:
DJ’S SECRETS REVEALED!
How To Select (And Get The MOST Out Of) Your Mitzvah Disc Jockey

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Forget Waldo!  “Where’s Joe?”
IF YOU’D LIKE ANY “EXTRAS,” I DESIGNED 7  PACKAGES.
(BUT IF NONE ARE QUITE RIGHT, I’LL CREATE ONE THAT’S PERFECT FOR YOU!)packages.htmlshapeimage_21_link_0
Year Of The Cat    Al Stewart
Weekend in New England    Barry Manilow
Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald    Gordon Lightfoot
You Make Me Feel Like Dancing    Leo Sayer
I Like Dreaming    Kenny Nolan

Remember these tunes?  As a Radio Music Director and Program Director, I received Gold Records for each, signifying that I was the first MD or PD in the country to recognize the song’s potential and to air them for my audience.  They all went on to become million sellers.

No time to search?  No problem.
Rather than THE PHRASE THAT PAYS gift, simply check one of these “freebies” offered on your contract:

 A NEON EDGE LIT FAMILY SIGN-IN BOARD PLUS A THEATER MARQUEE CUSTOMIZED FOR YOUR CHILD
 A MITZVAH BANNER WITH YOUR CHILD’S NAME (view at Pachino.MakesParties.com or Pachino.FunPartyItems.com)
 50 ASSORTED, COLORFUL “GLOWS”

One way or another, you’ll win!
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AS PARENTS of a son and two daughters, my wife Marlene and I have hosted 3 Mitzvahs.  We’ve “been there” and know exactly what’s at stake.  But if you carefully choose each vendor and enjoy your working relationship, invariably it always comes together!

AS AN MC, I’ve got a terrific occupation and I really love what I do.  Who wouldn’t?  Every time I go to work, I’m going to a party!  (How many people can say that?)  This is SUCH an important day that the entertainment can’t be pretty good or even really good.  It’s got to be A+.  There’s no dress rehearsal, no “do-overs,” so...hire a Mitzvah pro.  (And this is my profession.  Not my hobby.) Kerry Pachino

AS A DISC JOCKEY, as well as Radio Program Director and Music Director, over the years you may have caught The Joe Show up and down the AM & FM dials in Baltimore on WLPL, WCBM, WFBR, WQSR, WLIF or WCAO.  

I’ll arrive with thousands of “oldies,” complementing an up-to-date, clean music library.  Utilizing an equalized, stereo sound system, I provide dance favorites spanning from Baltimore’s currently “HOT” tunes all the way back to timeless Big Band swing music and EVERYTHING in between: Motown, disco, classic rock, novelties...you-name-it.  (And you can, too!  I’m aware of lyric issues, but happy to take appropriate requests.)  

Whether the guest list includes your child’s friends only or a wide demographic mix, as MC I personalize every affair, relating to EVERYONE (regardless of age).

All DJs provide music.  But I’ll make your party STAND OUT WHILE STILL BEING CLASSY.  It’s all in the preparation and presentation.  For Mitzvah staples such as the Candlelighting Ceremony and even the Hora, enjoy a fresh approach and the “pleasantly unexpected.”  If the Guest of Honor is extroverted and says “YES!” I can costume your child for specific songs, and/or I’m happy to provide a crash course in basic equipment and microphone technique, allowing your child to be the Disc Jockey for some favorite tunes.  FUN STUFF!

As to games, there’s life beyond Coke & Pepsi and The Limbo!  I’m proprietary with my contests since some are my own creation and copyright.  But I never forget who the “star of the show” is and I VALUE your child’s input.  Eyes usually light up as I describe loads of interactive alternatives and they envision their friends competing.  

Also, importantly, I bring ORGANIZATION, DIRECTION and FOCUS to every party...always at the proper energy intensity and volume level.  When I MC, dancing isn’t a spectator sport.  Your guests will expect entertainment, but I’ll help you deliver a real celebration!  Will they have a fabulous time?  You bet.  But your delight is a must so, at YOUR discretion, at the party’s conclusion, if you felt that my performance was, in any way, less than promised or anticipated...don’t pay!  (And I back that up --  in writing --  on the contract.)  Assuming that I “deliver” as expected, I’m confident you’ll feel my fee was a bargain! 


   OK, so                     



Let me check my availability.  Or, call (410)653-2596.  I’ll be happy to provide a quote and discuss what’s included with my service, individual options or packages.
   
I invite you to take advantage of my experience...and experiences! 
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It’s not a secret,
but without knowing your party’s duration
and exactly which service(s) you’d like,
I can just assure you that it’s a LOT less than
Back in the days when The Sun
actually had advertisers!

“Hats off to you for your personal and professional talent.”

--Leslie


“Dear Joe, You were a great DJ.  I am glad you were the DJ at my Bar Mitzvah.  You were the best!”

--Eli

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TODAY I AM A MAN!
Tomorrow I will return
to the 7th grade.